meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are
THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED
Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.
Reminder that this actually exists in our world
THIS IS REAL
I’m gonna cry.
i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes.
ya all hipsters are dumb as fuck those are fucking CGI clouds from Final Fantasy XIII
Marvel film making guide
Step 1. Cast a guy called Chris
Step 2. Buff him up
Step 3. ?
Step. 4 Profit
humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh
I have been waiting for this for 84 years
It is…how you say a…metaphor